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Did you laugh? Kerchinnnng!!!! ( Till ringing up) Hey! It takes years of idiocy to think up trash like this. And I have served a l-o-n-g apprenticeship. I have been an idiot since Primary school. |
( UPDATED on 05/05/2011) |
New Writing |
I I have just completed the final draft of a comedy play entitled ‘A KNIGHT TO REMEMBER’ I hope to be able to launch it to the public eye soon. Click HERE to see a synopsis of the play. |
GAMEKEEPER QUICKIE - "TICKLING" |
GAMEKEEPER: Gotcha! You've been tickling his lordship's trout again. haven't you? |
POACHER: Tickling trout? Not me sir.. |
GAMEKEEPER: Empty the bag, let's have a look. |
POACHER EMPTIES THE BAG AND FOUR OR FIVE FISH FALL OUT, ALL FLAPPING AROUND AND LAUGHING HYSTERICALLY. |
SFX: NOISES LIKE THE CHIPMUNKS LAUGHING |
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