Welcome to my web site. I hope you enjoy looking through its hopefully entertaining pages.

. You will find a fairly diverse selection of my scribblings from the past and present. Not all are comedic in content, but nevertheless, they are included to show the sort of thing I like to write about. If the quickie sketch below makes you chuckle, good! If not, you are a misery guts!!

Did you laugh? Kerchinnnng!!!! ( Till ringing up) Hey! It takes years of idiocy to think up trash like this. And I have served a l-o-n-g apprenticeship. I have been an idiot since Primary school.

There are lots of interesting things on the site. Scripts you can read for instance. There are quickies, Sketches and plays. There are pictures of my family and friends, pics of me of course and a couple of really funny pics that really crack me up.

Talking of cracking, this is my first crack at a web site, so please don't be too harsh in criticising it. It doesn't bother me that much really. As a writer, you get quite used to rejection :-)

Now buzz off and I'll see you back here in five minutes.

I I have just completed the final draft of a comedy play entitled ‘A KNIGHT TO REMEMBER’ I hope to be able to launch it to the public eye soon. Click HERE to see a synopsis of the play.

GAMEKEEPER QUICKIE - "TICKLING"
THE SET: EXT. WOODS. DAY.
DEREK AS GAMEKEEPER. HE JUMPS OUT ON A POACHER WHO IS CARRYING A SACK. HE AIMS A GUN AT HIM.

GAMEKEEPER: Gotcha! You've been tickling his lordship's trout again. haven't you?

POACHER: Tickling trout? Not me sir..

GAMEKEEPER: Empty the bag, let's have a look.

POACHER EMPTIES THE BAG AND FOUR OR FIVE FISH FALL OUT, ALL FLAPPING AROUND AND LAUGHING HYSTERICALLY.

SFX: NOISES LIKE THE CHIPMUNKS LAUGHING

THE END.

Written by
Johnny Jarman